Fanum Tax

Fanum tax! Fanum tax
Slide me that plate 'fore you take a bite, back up

Walked in the cookout and I spotted your plate
Grabbed me a nugget, said "boy, that's the rate"
It's the Fanum tax, baby, every bite got a fee
You eat, and then I eat — that's just economy
You cooked up a dub? Congrats, split the pot
Half of them fries is my fries, believe it or not
I'm the plug, I'm the boss, I run the whole clan
Kiss the ring, pay the tax, that's just how it ran

Fanum tax, Fanum tax, pay up, that's the fee
You eat, I eat, baby, that's just economy
Fanum tax, Fanum tax, hand it over, let's go
Every plate at the party owe me a little, though

IRS pulled up, said "we heard about your plate"
Even Uncle Sam want a cut of the Fanum rebate
I tax the appetizer, then I tax the main
Double-dip your sauce, boy, it's all in my domain
You brought a whole pizza? That's a taxable event
Audit your Lunchable, where the fruit snacks went
It ain't stealin', it's a system — that's just how I provide
You should feel honored that I'm eatin' off your side

Fanum tax, Fanum tax, pay up, that's the fee
You eat, I eat, baby, that's just economy
Fanum tax, Fanum tax, hand it over, let's go
Every plate at the party owe me a little, though

They say "that's my food" — nah
They say "give it back" — nah
Once it's Fanum-taxed it's a done deal, Jack
No refunds, no takebacks — that's your consent
Every crumb in the function, I get a little percent

Fanum tax, Fanum tax, pay up, that's the fee
You eat, I eat, baby, that's just economy
Fanum tax, Fanum tax, hand it over, let's go
Every plate at the party owe me a little, though

Fanum tax
Broke boys hate it but the tax man eat good